By Tara Sivec
Published: June 11, 2012
Genre: Contemporary Romance, Humor
Claire is a twenty-something, single mom that grudgingly helps her best friend sell sex toys while she attempts to make enough money to start her own business to give her foul-mouthed, but extremely loveable (when he's asleep) toddler a better life.
When Carter, the one-night-stand from her past that changed her life forever, shows up in her hometown bar without any recollection of her besides her unique chocolate scent, Claire will make it a point that he remembers her this time.
With Carter's undisguised shock at suddenly finding out he has a four-year-old son and Claire's panic that her stretch marks and slim to none bedroom experience will send the man of her dreams heading for the hills, the pair will do whatever they can to get their happily ever after.
Warning: contains explicit sex, profanity and enough sarcasm to choke a horse.
J&M's Book Diaries rating
This is hands down, the most hilarious LOL romance we have ever read!!! You won't be disappointed! This book is fantastic and we absolutely loved it. We laughed so hard at points tears ran down our faces. We're absolutely in love with everything about this book. It's hilarious but also sweet & romantic with hot panty melting scenes!
The book starts out with Claire and her best friend Liz at a Frat party. She meets Carter a great-looking frat boy and decides that she is finally going to give up her V-Card. After a night of flirting, beer pong & drunkness Claire and Carter make their way into one of the bedrooms. She wakes up that morning and decides to bail. Because who was she kidding, she just started college and so career-driven she thought she was not ready for any kind of relationship or distractions. A few weeks later Claire finds out she pregnant. Liz and Claire set to find out who this mysterious guy was because she was too caught up at the party and neither gave out their names. With no luck, Claire decides to move back to her hometown and lives with her dad. She goes back to working at her old job pre-college, and waitress/bar tends at the bar to make ends meet. Now fast-forward to 5 years later. Carter and his best friend Drew gets a promotion to move back to Claire's hometown to work at an Automotive plant where they meet Jim (Liz's husband). Carter ends up telling Jim the story about his mystery girl back in college and with Jim putting the stories together he realizes that this could be Claire's baby daddy. He sets a dinner party where the two meet and the rest is history. Claire is so sarcastic but never holds anything back and we love that about her. Carter is such a sweetheart, and we love that he took on his Daddy roles with no hesitation. And than theres Gavin, the adorable little boy with the biggest fowl mouth ever! He was just too cute & hilarious!
We enjoyed every witty banter and the smut all neatly wrapped up to be a complete snort-fest. I think Wallbanger by Alice Clayton was the last time we laughed so hard. It's definitely NOT meant for public reading because you will be laughing out loud through the entire book.
Tara did an amazing job capturing ones attention in this book. We give this book 5 AMAZING STARS!!! It's definitely a book that we can read over and over again just to turn bad days upside down. This book should definitely be on your top TBR list!!!